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 Sometimes you just have to laugh...
Know a good joke? Email:
Jokes@BCRCLAC.org.
Keep it clean please.
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Mystery Solved
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947,
witnesses claim
an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed
on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell,
New Mexico. This well-known incident many believe
has long been covered up by the US Air Force and
the federal government.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of
March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic
UFO reached earth, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary
Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton;
Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein;
Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.
This should clear up a lot of things...
FRENCH MILITARY HISTORY
One of the funniest history lessons you will ever have... Check out this link.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
With a military history like this, can you really blame the French for not
wanting to fight in the War on Terror?
SPEAKING OF FRENCH JOKES (Courtesy of the CRA)...
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these
Drawbacks it is a fine country; France has usually been governed by
prostitutes." – Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
One behind me." – General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
Accordion." – Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." – Marge
Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." – Jacques Chirac,
President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." – Rush Limbaugh
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee." – Regis Philbin
Zarqawi's Virgins:
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HILLARY'S NEW INDIAN NAME
(Courtesy of one of our Democrat friends, Ruthelen)
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for
almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living, should she one day become the first female
President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had
signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for
approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she
seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red
sisters and brothers".
 At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to
select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking
Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.
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PRAYING NOT TO BE PRESIDENT (Jay Leno)
I was reading about our new pope. The new pope,
Pope Benedict the 16th said that he prayed he would not get elected. And today
Hillary called the Pope and said, "Hey can you pray for me in 2008?"
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"WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK
ENGLISH?"
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or
so officers that included personnel from most of the countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French
admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages,
Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we
always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking
French?"
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because the
Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to
speak German."
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